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05-06-2007, 08:28 PM
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"If You Can't Slap 'em, Snap 'em!'"
"If You Can't Slap 'em, Snap 'em!'"
Fri May 4, 2007 11:28PM EDT
What do you do if a sick pervert flashed you on the subway? Fight back, of course. I don't mean with mano-a-mano action, but this would be a good time to discreetly pull out that camera phone.
http://tech.yahoo.com/blogs/hughes/11946
I will keep my camera phone at the ready from now on.
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06-24-2007, 11:06 AM
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Re: "If You Can't Slap 'em, Snap 'em!'"
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What do you do if a sick pervert flashed you on the subway?
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I'd say to myself "Darn, why did I forget to bring my measuring tape?" 
Seriously though, I would be horribly embarrassed and turn away...and use my peripheral vision...
Darn, I just CAN'T be serious today...  |
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06-24-2007, 11:18 AM
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Re: "If You Can't Slap 'em, Snap 'em!'"
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What do you do if a sick pervert flashed you on the subway?
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I'd say to myself "Darn, why did I forget to bring my measuring tape?" |
no no! "its too small mate i cant see it"
on a serious note (despite all the giggling luba has made me do today!)
i think its a great way to name and shame people who do things like that. |
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06-24-2007, 11:26 AM
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Re: "If You Can't Slap 'em, Snap 'em!'"
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no no! "its too small mate i cant see it"
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ROTFL hysterically! THAT is SO funny!! I bet that would fix their 'career' once and for all! |
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06-24-2007, 11:47 AM
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Re: "If You Can't Slap 'em, Snap 'em!'"
"I can't see it. But size does not matter. You're the biggest d1ck here anyway."
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06-24-2007, 11:58 AM
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Re: "If You Can't Slap 'em, Snap 'em!'"
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"I can't see it. But size does not matter. You're the biggest d1ck here anyway."
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OMG, I'll NEVER get anything done today! I'm constantly checking in and laughing it up; my sides are sore already from ALL the laughter! What a WONDERFUL SUNDAY! I just LOVE you people!
Plus having laughs at breakfast with my husband, and my wonderful brother just phoned, more laughs!
Isn't laughter just THE BEST? The belly laugh kind? |
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06-24-2007, 12:10 PM
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Re: "If You Can't Slap 'em, Snap 'em!'"
i dont know if ive cried with laughter so much for years! this is the best sunday for ages! and you realise this is another thread going off topic? oops!
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06-24-2007, 12:24 PM
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Re: "If You Can't Slap 'em, Snap 'em!'"
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i dont know if ive cried with laughter so much for years! this is the best sunday for ages! and you realise this is another thread going off topic? oops!
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Me, too!  Yes, this thread is moving so far off...but it's SO Wonderful!!
I saw a chubby guy sitting on an abutment yesterday hitchhiking....and I observed that his pants were halfway down his backside....couldn't help but notice that...my husband has been making fun of me ALL morning...saying "trust you that you would notice that while I'm driving!" 
I wonder if he was given a ride or not...or if he's still sitting there?? |
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06-24-2007, 12:27 PM
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Re: "If You Can't Slap 'em, Snap 'em!'"
i dunno if id give him a ride but i might chuck a belt his way!
OMG i have a stitch from laughing so hard, its like "hahaha ow hahaha ow"
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06-24-2007, 12:38 PM
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Re: "If You Can't Slap 'em, Snap 'em!'"
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i dunno if id give him a ride but i might chuck a belt his way!
OMG i have a stitch from laughing so hard, its like "hahaha ow hahaha ow"
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I wonder if he did get a ride, stood up....and his pants fell down? OMG, I'm insane from laughing so hard... |
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06-24-2007, 12:54 PM
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Re: "If You Can't Slap 'em, Snap 'em!'"
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I wonder if he did get a ride, stood up....and his pants fell down? OMG, I'm insane from laughing so hard... |
that might cause a few traffic delays!
i can see the headlines already..
"hitchhiker with a lot of CHEEK, causes backlog of traffic for 5 miles" |
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06-24-2007, 03:38 PM
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Re: "If You Can't Slap 'em, Snap 'em!'"
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I wonder if he did get a ride, stood up....and his pants fell down? OMG, I'm insane from laughing so hard... |
that might cause a few traffic delays!
i can see the headlines already..
"hitchhiker with a lot of CHEEK, causes backlog of traffic for 5 miles" |
 That's just SO funny!! LOVE that!!
We passed the same spot going to exchange the lampshade and he wasn't there...someone must have picked him and his pants up! |
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