I can give you the Florida beaches version of tanning.
If you are RED, you are a tourist and we are laughing at you.
If you use a tanning boothe, you are either a yankee or a Canuck or you really aren't a beach person.
Tan lines is part of what makes the tan sexy...work on great contrast, especially if you are a female.
Once you peel the first time during a season, you won't peel again so don't be a weeny!
Cold beer and Doritos are the tanners friend. A hangover is the best time to fall asleep on the beach. DO NOT go on the beach until you are on at least a shade 5 of 10. Sun in your yard first or you'll look like you drove down from Georgia for the weekend.
It's the reflection of the sand and water that gives you the best tan. Skip lotions and dip in the ocean every 20 mins or so for the warmest and natural color tan.
I know for sure.
Oh...I prefer chocolate ice cream and cheesecake ice cream...both of which add to the Thunder Thighs...but worth it.
