I hassle DA about speeding...

Duke · 06-18-2005, 10:53 AM

...then find myself checking my mirror to see if the cop I just sped past is gonna pull a U and chase me down as I burn past him 20 kmh over the limit at 2 AM.

Sorry da :?

twinkle · 06-18-2005, 01:15 PM

Watch out, duke, there's never a good reason for speeding, unless you're about to become a father or someone is about to die in your car!

Stone · 06-18-2005, 01:59 PM

Duke you have to learn how to talk your way out of a ticket. I'm a pro at it I make the most ridiculus excuses it embarasses the cop and they just leave

twinkle · 06-18-2005, 03:10 PM

HEather, you're not about to teach him how to get out of it, are you?

My ex used to try that all the time which pissed the heck out of the police men. I think you need to be a woman for it to work!

RandomSkater · 06-18-2005, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duke

...then find myself checking my mirror to see if the cop I just sped past is gonna pull a U and chase me down as I burn past him 20 kmh over the limit at 2 AM.

"Got owned?"

darkangelism · 06-18-2005, 09:16 PM

stone is cause you are hot

Stone · 06-18-2005, 09:56 PM

No it's not

next time you are caught speeding start sweating like a pig, and grabbing your arse and ask the officer to escort you to the next public restroom because you have Diareha and your about to Sh** your pants he'll let ya go :wink: ( also works for running red lights)

And if your caught swirving have a fake sneezing attack & play sick, someone that sneezes alot could swerve.

I got caught not wearing my seatbelt once and told the cop that I just got a boob job and it hurt, he didn't want to talk about it and let me go

Men can get away with talking your way out of tickets ya just got to be creaitive.

Merika · 06-19-2005, 08:44 AM

Those are PRICELESS Stone! You should write a book!

The only time I've been pulled over in the past 20 years is for driving a car with an outdated tag. There was actually a fairly good reason for it and they let it go with a warning.

Duke · 06-20-2005, 11:21 PM

I didn't get pulled over but could have been. I'm not too worried as I don't speed often, just ask Dwoing, she thinks I drive like a little old lady. If I'm in the mood to speed, I'll follow someone who's really pushing it and stay far enough back so he gets busted instead of me.

In this case, I was speeding because I just came off of a hill and into a light that was about to change but I wasn't sure when. The lights here are funny because there timed so stupidly and going through an amber light may mean you get caught on photo radar. I pretty much always accelerate through major intersections in Vancouver for this reason because none of the lights are timed the same it seems.

It's really quite ridiculous our road system in general and is only getting worse as more and more people pour into the Lower Mainland each year.