Healthy Insanity

[Merika]

This has been around awhile....but in case no one has ever seen it:

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For sexual
favors"

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To go."

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their
party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Hard.

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won!, I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."

And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.......

20. Send this E-mail to someone to make them smile..

Its called therapy

[Duke]

So I guess my levels of insanity aren't so heathy then :nutsmonkey:

[Merika]

Originally Posted by Duke

So I guess my levels of insanity aren't so heathy then :nutsmonkey:

I'm sure there are plenty of people who could debate that either way! LOL!

[Duke]

I wonder what that says about you guys and gals who have joined my site, mwahahahaha :ouch:

[Ayla]

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.

I personally really like the above suggestion. I myself, after telling someone something or responding to a question will say..."Thank you, Drive thru." Sometimes they laugh and sometimes they look at me like I'm a nut case!

[Duke]

I don't think that has anything to do with the above phrase

[Merika]

Originally Posted by Duke

I wonder what that says about you guys and gals who have joined my site, mwahahahaha :ouch:

We had no choice but to join.....in accordance with the prophecy.

[Duke]

You have to buy some better quality glue Merika because I have no idea what you're talking about

[Merika]

You posted: I wonder what that says about you guys and gals who have joined my site

I posted: We had no choice but to join.....in accordance with the prophecy

Based on the thread topic:

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."

I'm sorry you didn't follow it.....Shall I share my glue?

[Duke]

I may need some because some of your posts make my eyes cross.

[Ayla]

ROFLMAO @ you two!

[Duke]

It's not me, it's her right, or is it me, it can't be, must be her.

[Merika]

How could you POSSIBLY not get that?



I'm going to get our resident cat burglar to read the whole thread tomorrow and see if HE gets it! (Monday is his TV wrestling bonanza....so he doesn't post). LOL!

[Duke]

Suuuuree, add bias from a family member.