The Facts of Life Explained in 2006 Terms

[Merika]

A little boy goes to his father & asks: "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers:"Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.
Your Mom & I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via
e-mail with your Mom & we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room,
I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy & then your Mom agreed to do a download from
my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of
us had used a firewall, & since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
later a blessed little Pop-up appeared & said: "You've Got Male!"

my DAD just sent me that in email!!! LOL!

[Vautrin]

Thanks Merika. Let me try and forget about that. If I ever were to become a father ...

[Luba]

I love that, Merika! It's so true these days, too!

[Merika]

Originally Posted by Vautrin

Thanks Merika. Let me try and forget about that. If I ever were to become a father ...

Hey....I think you should keep it to read when your first son is born....since you and your fiance met on the internet.

[Duke]

Ever hear about the woman trying to sue some guy for getting her pregnant online?

[Weiser]

um, what?

[Vautrin]

Originally Posted by Merika

Hey....I think you should keep it to read when your first son is born....since you and your fiance met on the internet.

And in case of a daughter? She will be technophobic for the rest of her life!

[Merika]

Originally Posted by Duke

Ever hear about the woman trying to sue some guy for getting her pregnant online?

Is that a joke or do you have a good story here??