Classes for MEN ONLY

[Merika]

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN........
ALL ARE WELCOME! OPEN TO MEN ONLY!!

Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will
accept a maximum of eight participants each. Sign up early and get a
discount on registration.


1. HOW TO FILL ICE-CUBE TRAYS.
Step by step with slide presentation.
2. TOILET PAPER: DOES IT GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion.
3. DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY BASKET AND THE FLOOR.
Practicing with hamper. Pictures and graphics.
4. THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: DO THEY LEVITATE AND FLY
INTO
KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among panel of experts.
LOSS OF VIRILITY: LOSING THE REMOTE CONTROL TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT
OTHER.
Help line and support groups.
6. LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT
PLACE
INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.
Open forum.
7. HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
PowerPoint presentation.
8. REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.
Real-life testimonial from the one man who did.
9. IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation.
10. LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR
WIFE.
Online class and role-playing.
11. HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
12. REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND
CALLING
WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.
Bring your calendar or PDA to class.
13. GETTING OVER IT: LEARNING TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME.
Individual counselors available

[Adonaicole]

I need to sign up for 6 and 11.

6. LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE

11. HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

I can never find anything and I hate shopping with a passion.

[Merika]

I don't like to shop either....except for furniture and household items. I HATE clothes shopping!

[Duke]

I can't remember birthdays, anniversaries or special dates.

[Merika]

The remedy for this is called:

[Duke]

Ya but why use a calendar when your better half lets you know the Holidays anyway?

[Merika]

It's called YOUR HAND.....not your 'better half'......

[Duke]

There's the pot calling the kettle black

[Merika]

[Luba]

Real Men ask for directions when getting lost...

Please, please tell me why men hate to ask directions or worse yet, admit that they are lost... :roll:

[Luba]

Merika, forgot to add in previous post...Love the pics!!!

[Vautrin]

Originally Posted by Luba

Real Men ask for directions when getting lost...

Well my oldest brother (23 yo) is a real genius with regards to topography. He would easily confuse cities that are about 150 kilometres apart - which is about half the length of the country.
Calgary with Edmonton. Miami with Philadelphia. Good thing he has a girlfriend. Otherwise we would one day receive a call from Warsaw.

[Luba]

Originally Posted by Vautrin

Well my oldest brother (23 yo) is a real genius with regards to topography. He would easily confuse cities that are about 150 kilometres apart - which is about half the length of the country.
Calgary with Edmonton. Miami with Philadelphia. Good thing he has a girlfriend. Otherwise we would one day receive a call from Warsaw.

Vautrin, my only response to your witty post is with much laughter...

May I ask, where is he now and does he know how he got there?

[Vautrin]

Originally Posted by Luba

May I ask, where is he now and does he know how he got there?

He is now spending time with his girlfriend in the city where he and I live. How he got there? Two options for that:
1. Patience to wait for a bus to come at the trainstation, with the correct line number (it goes only in 1 direction from the station so it can't fail).
2. Follow his girlfriend.