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02-07-2006, 11:24 AM
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5 Year FREE Service
If you could get a FREE 5 year service of one of the below....which would it be?
Cook
Charuffeur
Housekeeper
Massueuse
Personal Secretary
Babysitter
STAY on the list BOYS!!! LOL!
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02-07-2006, 11:29 AM
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Cook - I hate cooking
Chauffeur - I don't have a car or driver's license
Housekeeper - I do not mind doing those tasks, I do not mind my chaos.
Masseuse - Nah. Not needed.
Personal Secretary - My life is simple, not needed
Babysitter - No, I am not in wearing diapers.
Probably pick the cook.
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02-07-2006, 01:10 PM
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I would LOVE a housekeeper ....so my house would stay tidy and clean all the time. I wouldn't expect her to do the kid's room thought.....AARRGGG....they are always a mess!! Their bathroom is a h*ll hole too!
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02-07-2006, 01:14 PM
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Housekeeper
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02-07-2006, 01:18 PM
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Male or female?  Either way I'd probably go for that. I would feel fabulous all the time. All the others I can do myself and the kids are with their dad twice a week
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02-07-2006, 02:20 PM
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If I could get a good massage everyday, I wouldn't care what I ate or what the house looked like. Next in line would be housekeeper, there just never is enough time. I love to cook and I'm good at it but every night I'm faced with dirty dishes and almost everynight clothes to wash or fold. Not to mention picking up after a 7 year old, but he is getting better about cleaning up his own messes, so there's hope on that one, now if I could just train him to wash dishes and do laundry I'd have it maid.
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02-07-2006, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Meanon
Male or female?  Either way I'd probably go for that. I would feel fabulous all the time. All the others I can do myself and the kids are with their dad twice a week
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That was MASSUESE.....not to be confused with GIGOLO! 
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02-07-2006, 03:54 PM
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Massueuse...damn straight.
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02-07-2006, 06:36 PM
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I can live without massages... but I can live much better with a housekeeper!!! I guess in the end I'm just practical  !
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02-07-2006, 08:07 PM
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Masseuse; very definitely  didn't even have to think twice...
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02-07-2006, 08:11 PM
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Massages? That is what partners are for. Plus you can take the massage as far as you want, without it creating a new problem. For the singles amongst us, however, that would not be a problem in the first place.
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02-07-2006, 10:27 PM
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02-07-2006, 11:36 PM
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I don't even like back rubs and such. I don't find it romantic or relaxing.
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02-08-2006, 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Merika
I don't even like back rubs and such. I don't find it romantic or relaxing.
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Maybe you can't feel it through all of your back hair.
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02-08-2006, 09:50 AM
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