my friend is trying to hook me up with her cousin

darkangelism · 09-18-2005, 02:01 AM

My friend is trying to hook me up with her f'ugly cousin, im trying to not be shallow or insulting, but its really hard.

Weiser · 09-18-2005, 02:51 AM

What's the fugly meter at 1 out of 10?

1 - Like a scooter, fun to ride until your friends catch you fugly?

10 - Poke your eyes out with your thumbs fugly?

Luba · 09-18-2005, 07:39 AM

Weiser! That is very funny!

DA, could you tell your friend her cousin just isn't your type? If she persists...just tell her you don't feel any sparks happening...she should get the message...hopefully

If she still persists, you'll have to leave town...sorry, I've been laughing at some of the posts and now I'm hysterical and have lost my mind!

darkangelism · 09-18-2005, 12:00 PM

5, start choking on my food f'ugly.

I told her that distance is an issue(she lives like an hour away).

Luba · 09-18-2005, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by darkangelism

5, start choking on my food f'ugly.

I told her that distance is an issue(she lives like an hour away).

Great, you solved your problem!

Merika · 09-18-2005, 09:25 PM

I don't know DA.....6 beers and a bag over her head....could work on a really lonely night.

Luba · 09-18-2005, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Merika

I don't know DA.....6 beers and a bag over her head....could work on a really lonely night.

On second thought, DA, with Merika's advice maybe you should reconsider...

darkangelism · 09-18-2005, 11:17 PM

she wants a relationship...but it doesnt matter i found a better excuse, my friend's family is racist...we were walking down the street today and a couple of black people walked by and my friend said what are they doing down here, they cant afford it. After recovering from shock, im like thats the perfect excuse.

My friend found out that i dont want her cousin because she is f'ugly, my friend thinks im shallow, so im like whatever dude.