Faimly Vacation

[Stone]

Today Noah, Myself, Greg my MOm, DAD and brother are going to SEAWORLD for Noah's 5th Birthday, I wish I could cancel due to the fact that I am so huge I could compete with Shamoo for the bigest belly contest JKJKJ it's hot as hell outside, I am sooooo pregnant and Greg and I are not getting along.

Plus I have to go to a stupid Concrete Convention for Greg's dam business and play it fake there and shmoose the vendors 8O

Noah is extreamly excited though and he deserves to go, plus he won't do anything like this untill his sister is out and walking. Greg and I are just going to put on our "fake happy faimly act" for my parents witch we are pretty good at but I hate it. So I have to spend 3 days in a hotel with a man I hate a hyper 5 year old, A blind man and a seeing eye dog and my nagging arse mother who must take pictures every 10 seconds... wish me luck

[Vautrin]

Stone, despite everything and everyone around you, I hope you and Noah enjoy the three days.

[Rock]

I always feel so sorry for you Stone but you always have such a great sense of humor about whatever situation you are in. I wish you luck.

[Duke]

Good luck fatty

[Star]

sounds like you'll have fun and so will Noah. Have a great time!

[Duke]

I think Noah's going to have a great time but poor Stone is gonna be miserable.

I do feel bad for you SH, too bad your not a Canucklehead, you'd never have to experience this sort of crap.

[Stone]

Thanks dear

Your Right Duke I WAS MISERABLE, not so much the faimly situation the Pregnant situation. It was VERY VERY HOT, VERY CROWDED, and I walked way to much I started to get swollen feet within the 1st 3 hours of our trip. NOah liked it, Greg just kissed total arse infront of my parents so they think he is so nice, and I am so lucky bla bla he rented some fo fo resort with 3 bedrooms to impress my parents :roll: and treated me like a friggn queen. I was quite amused by his behavior and think he should deffinatly presue a career in acting LMAO :evilin:

I laid by the pool most of the time & got a massage from some funky accented dude and munched on the Lobster Fest while everyone else took care of Noah so it was very nice for me I didn't want to leave. Greg tried to have sex with me & I tried for the 1st 2 minutes then I just felt so weird I pushed him off me and made him sleep on the coutch.. I never felt so weird like that before Like I was being raped ( I wasnt, but the experience was so weird..... we are sooooooooo over)

[darkangelism]

well at least somethings went well, i hope you figure stuff out with greg and all. Just want you to be happy.

[Merika]

Pregnant women aren't known for being most amorous. You may feel different AFTER the baby is born.

I don't think I would've attempted walking Sea World while being in advanced pregnancy either. You did well to relaxe and enjoy the other things around the hotel.

How did Noah like it? I bet that little fellow had the BEST time!! I like the big ship-climbing part of the park with all the little areas to do stuff.

[Duke]

Originally Posted by Merika

Pregnant women aren't known for being most amorous.

I read somewhere that this isn't always the case. It seems to me it mentioned that many women don't feel exactly sexy due to their temporary body shape and overall feeling of malaise, but there are also times when it's go time and hubby just has to hold on for dear life and hope the elephant doesn't want to ride him for a change.

[Merika]

Originally Posted by Duke

, but there are also times when it's go time and hubby just has to hold on for dear life and hope the elephant doesn't want to ride him for a change.

Duct tape a beachball to your belly and try it! Be careful....you may end up splatting on the ceiling though.

[Duke]

I can't even reply to that without sounding like a big perv, as usual.

[Stone]

LMAO