YOU KNOW YOU'RE A MOM WHEN...

[Fayebelle]

* Your feet stick to grape jelly on the kitchen floor--and
you don't care.

* When the kids are fighting, you threaten to lock them in a
room together and not let them out until someone's bleeding.

* You can't find your cordless phone, so you ask a friend to
call you, and you run around the house madly, following the
sound until you locate the phone downstairs in the laundry
basket.

* Your idea of a good day is making it through without a child
leaking bodily fluids on you.

* Popsicle's become a food staple.

* Your favorite television show is a cartoon.

* You're willing to kiss your child's boo-boo, regardless of
what body part it happens to be on.

* You're so desperate for adult conversation that you spill your
guts to the telemarketer that calls and HE hangs up on YOU!

* Spit is your number one cleaning agent.

* You buy cereal with marshmallows in it.

* You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure
they're equal.

* You have time to shave only one leg at a time.

* You hide in the bathroom to be alone.

* Your kid throws up and you catch it.

* You cling to the high moral ground on toy weapons; but your
child chews his toast into the shape of a gun anyway.

* You get up at 5:30 AM and you have no time to eat, sleep,
drink or go to the bathroom, and yet ... you still managed to
gain 10 pounds.

[Merika]

* You can't find your cordless phone, so you ask a friend to
call you, and you run around the house madly, following the
sound until you locate the phone downstairs in the laundry
basket.

My kids used to hide the phone and STILL hide the main TV remote from each other.......and ultimately....I couldn't find either one.

[Duke]

That last one's hilarious.

[Luba]

Those are ALL great!!

[TKDLady]

AMEN SISTER. They ALL apply. My favorite and something I probably did was: "You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal." Didn't want to deal with the tears later for not being equal.