You Know You're Getting Older When...

[Merika]

You Know You’re Getting Older When…

Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.
The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
You feel like the night after, and you haven’t been anywhere.
Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.
You get winded playing chess.
Your children begin to look middle aged.
You’re still chasing women but can’t remember why.
A dripping faucet causes an uncontrollable bladder urge.
You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.
You look forward to a dull evening.
You walk with your head high trying to get used to your bifocals.
Your favorite part of the newspaper is “25 Years Ago Today...”
You turn out the light for economic reasons rather than romantic ones.
You sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it going.
Your knees buckle and your belt won’t.
You regret all those mistakes resisting temptation.
After painting the town red, you have to take a long rest before
applying a second coat.
Dialing long distance wears you out.
You’re startled the first time you are addressed as an old timer.
You just can’t stand people who are intolerant.
The best part of your day is over when your alarm clock goes off.
You burn the midnight oil until 9 pm.
Your back goes out more often than you do.
A fortune teller offers to read your face.
Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you watch a pretty girl
go by.
The little gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife.
You have too much room in the house and not enough room in the medicine
cabinet.
You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there

[TKDLady]

I have seen similar funnies and it is all so true it makes me want to cry. I am laughing however, so thanks Meriks.

[Merika]

I have a birthday this week....so I'm all DEPRESSED! I hate birthdays!

I have friends who have known me for years who are aware of this fact...but yet they have chosen to send me 'oldie goldie' jokes for the past week!

[Luba]

You know what the positive thing is about getting older that keeps me going? ...all these youngsters that are making fun of us will be there, too, no escape and then it will be their turn to be made fun of..

[Merika]

[TKDLady]

I had a birthday last week. I tried to keep it a secret at work but somehow it got out. I was not wanting to celebrate it but was reminded of it all the same. Hang in there. I feel your pain.

[Merika]

I don't really 'age' during the year....but I SWEAR during January every year....all the aging happens at one time. I've noticed this for years!
HAHA!



HAPPY BIRTHDAY TKLADY!!!

[TKDLady]

Awww! You shouldn't have. When did you say your birthday was??? :twisted:

[Merika]

Originally Posted by tkdlady

Awww! You shouldn't have. When did you say your birthday was??? :twisted:

I was kind....I only put the ONE candle on it! HAHA! Mine is on the 26th. Since we are in the middle of a family diet....we aren't going to do a 'cake'. But we will go to St Augustine to visit the grandbaby next weekend and I'm sure they will have cake since it's also my daugher-in-laws birthday this week.

BTW: We haven't had a piece of chocolate in our house for 3 weeks. We are all just about to go crazy!!

[Vautrin]

A woman never ages past 35. A man who thinks otherwise is a ****

[Merika]

Originally Posted by Vautrin

A woman never ages past 35. A man who thinks otherwise is a ****

AWWW....thanks Vautrin. I was both 35 and 39 for a number of years. HAHA!

[Luba]

Happy Belated Birthday, TKD Lady :smileyparty:

[Merika]

Originally Posted by Vautrin

A man who thinks otherwise is a ****

I've got LOTS of words that would fit into your asterick count. HAHA!

[Luba]

Originally Posted by Merika

I've got LOTS of words that would fit into your asterick count. HAHA!