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01-15-2005, 08:02 AM
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A Woman
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal that will make her guests feel honored.. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE a feeling of control over her destiny... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... how to fall in love without losing herself... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... how to quit a job, break up with a lover, and confront a friend without ruining the friendship... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... when to try harder... and when to walk away... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... that she can't change the length of her calves, the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... that her childhood may not have been perfect...but its over... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... what she would and wouldn't do for love or more... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... how to live alone... even if she doesn't like it... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... whom she can trust, whom she can't, and why she shouldn't take it personally... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... where to go... be it to her best friend's kitchen table... or a charming inn in the woods...when her soul needs soothing... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... what she can and can't accomplish in a day... a month...and a year...
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01-15-2005, 11:45 AM
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i was wondering the same thing because it is hard for me to place them in a spot that's appropriate. Mental health won this one!
 what would we call the new place for this kind of thing? Maybe have another place for jokes too?
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01-15-2005, 12:46 PM
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"Links, Jokes and other Stuff'....would work. That way....people who join later can still read them in an easy to find area. It's up to Duke though....Ii'm not sure if there is a limited amount of room.
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01-15-2005, 01:52 PM
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I kept looking for the punchline where it refers to men as needing beer and a naked woman to bring it to them.
The forums a good idea.
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01-15-2005, 05:14 PM
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Thanks for putting up the extra forum. I think it's great to have a place where people can post all their 'funnies'. I read around on various forums and usually the jokes is the first place I go.....so I think it's a nice idea to have one. |
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01-16-2005, 02:14 PM
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No problem, it was a fine idea!
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09-11-2005, 09:18 AM
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Re: A Woman
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