Windows 2005 Southern Edition

Ayla · 12-07-2005, 09:13 AM

Windows 2005 Southern Edition

It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Windows 2005 Southern Edition may have accidentally been shipped outside of the south.

If you have one of these, you may need help understanding the commands. The Southern Edition may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads: WINDERS 2005, with a background picture of Waylon and Willie superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Please also note:

The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse"

My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption"

Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys"

Control Panel is known as "The Dashboard"

Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive"

Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs"

Instead of an error message, "Duct Tape" pops up.

Changes in Terminology In Southern Edition:

Cancel............stopdat

Reset..............try'er agin

Yes...............yep

No................nope

Find...............hunt fer it

Go to............over yonder

Back...............back yonder

Help..............hep me out here

Stop...............kwitit (WHOA!)

Start............crank'er up

Settings..........settins

Programs......... stuff at duz stuff

Documents....... .stuff ah done did

Vautrin · 12-07-2005, 09:17 AM

Luba · 12-08-2005, 07:41 AM

Love that!!! I'm having a hearty laugh to start the day; thanks Ayla

Ayla · 12-09-2005, 12:32 PM

Stop...............kwitit (WHOA!)

That's my fave.

Duke · 12-09-2005, 02:07 PM

I've been considering making a Lifesupporters.com desktop wallpaper. Would anyone be interested in using it if I took the time to create one?

Just so you know, it will likely center around racing.

Ayla · 12-09-2005, 02:10 PM

I'd probably use it. I love racing. My husband and I go to the drag races all the time. And he paints cars. So our life pretty much revolves around cars...

so what I'm trying to say is...

Yeah I'd use it!

:OD

Duke · 12-09-2005, 02:12 PM

lmao, it will take some time to create becasue I really want it to look great at resolutions of 1280 x 1024, 1024 x 768, and 800 x 600. I'll likely offer the wallpapers in at least these 3 versions.

darkangelism · 12-09-2005, 03:43 PM

maybe, it would go into the rotation of wallpaper and would be a good mix with the scantly clad women.