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Old 07-12-2005, 02:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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DID YOU KNOW THIS ABOUT VODKA?

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka.
The solvent dissolves adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray
bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean.
The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean
cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass
and kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your
safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects
the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to
cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol
cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth
of healthy hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to
kill them.

9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a ziplock freezer
bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or
black eyes.

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender
flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun
for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture
to aches and pains.

11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and
back as a liniment.

12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the oil
from your skin.

15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to
absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

16. NEVER DRINK THE STUFF - IT'LL KILL YOU!!
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Old 07-12-2005, 06:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
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WOW! and people drink this stuff? wow!
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Old 07-12-2005, 06:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Yes. I drank it only once though. It is a bit too strong for my liking.
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Old 07-12-2005, 07:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I would actually like to try out some of that stuff....but I'm afraid that at the end of a really bad day....I may be licking my shower grout.
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I love vodka, now I'll be impervious to all that is bad in the world because of the gallons of it that must still be in my blood.

Now I'm actually craving a vodka/coke.
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Old 07-14-2005, 11:25 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I hope n one actually bleives this stuff. Most of those lines are true about medicinal alcohol, not vodla, LOL!!

I like the bees stuff. If it won't kill 'em, it will sure as hell dive them into alcoholoc coma !
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Old 07-14-2005, 01:14 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I hope n one actually bleives this stuff. !
We should try a few out and see if we can become myth busters!

ANY excuse to go buy a fifth of Vodka...works for me!
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Old 07-14-2005, 01:33 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I have to apologise for the horrif spelling in my previous post. I don't like vodka or strong beverages like whiskey or cognac, I can't hold the licquor too well, unfortunately.
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