Something to make you laugh out loud...

[Ayla]

I got this in a email today and had to share...

>I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
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>and asked loudly,
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>"How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"
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>I turned around and walked back out and never went back
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>My husband didn't say a word...
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>he knew better.

>I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
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>I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
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>After browsing for several minutes,
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>I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen
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>who works at the store. He asked if he could help me.
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>Without thinking, I looked at him and said,
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>"I think I like playing with men's balls."

>My sister and I were at the mall and
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>passed by a store that sold a
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>variety of candy and nuts.
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>As we were looking at the display case,
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>the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
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>I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."
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>My sister started to laugh hysterically.
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>The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
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>To this day,
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>my sister has never let me forget.

>While in line at the bank one afternoon,
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>my toddler decided to release
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>some pent-up energy and ran amok.
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>I was finally able to grab hold of
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>her after receiving looks of disgust
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>and annoyance from other patrons.
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>I told her that if she did not start behaving
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>"right now" she would be punished.
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>To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a
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>voice just as threatening,
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>"If you don't let me go right now,
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>I will tell Grandma that I saw you
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>kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"
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>The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.
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>Even the tellers stopped
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>what they were doing.
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>I mustered up the last of my dignity and
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>walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
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>The last thing I heard when
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>the door closed behind me,
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>were screams of laughter.

I would have died of embarrassment!

>Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
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>My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training
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>and I was on him constantly.
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>One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch
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>in between errands.
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>It was very busy, with a full dining room.
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>While enjoying my taco,
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>I smelled something funny,
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>so of course I checked
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>my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
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>The realized that Danny
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>had not asked to go potty in a while.
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>I asked him if he needed to go,
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>and he said "No".
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>I kept thinking
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>"Oh Lord, that child has had an
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>accident, and I don't have any clothes with me."
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>Then I said,
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>"Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"
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>"No," he replied.
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>I just KNEW that he must have had an accident,
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>because the smell was getting worse.
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>Soooooo, I asked one more time,
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>"Danny, did you have an accident?"
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>This time he jumped up,
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>yanked down his pants,
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>bent over,
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>spread his cheeks
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>and yelled
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>"SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"
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>While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,
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>he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
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>An old couple made me feel better,
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>thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!

>LAST BUT NOT LEAST

>This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days
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>and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,
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>in the future, likely think before she speaks.
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>What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
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>We had a female news anchor that,
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>the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,
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>turned to the weatherman and asked:
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>"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
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>Not only did HE have to leave the set,
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>but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!

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[Duke]

lol, classic

[darkangelism]

my roomate has that posted on our refridgerator, those are hilarious, if any of those happened to me, id laugh.

[Luba]

Those are wonderful, Ayla!!

[Star]

too funny!