Signs You Are A Grown Up

Merika · 01-28-2005, 11:51 PM

25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM!
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt. Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends 'cause you know they'll
enjoy it& do the same.

BONUS:
When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh S*$# What Happened?

Duke · 01-29-2005, 12:04 AM

Pretty sad when you think about it, dam I'm getting old.

Merika · 01-29-2005, 12:18 AM

Yeppers.....ya are!

Still younger than me though.....so you are good to go!

darkangelism · 01-29-2005, 12:54 AM

i love being young, the worst thing that could happen to me is i get a girl pregnant, and that wont happen cause i dont ...

i think i shouldnt eat chocolate late at night...

twinkle · 01-29-2005, 04:34 AM

I think you should go out more!

Star · 01-29-2005, 08:05 AM

that's a depressing reality check! i'm getting to be old as dirt! :?

twinkle · 01-29-2005, 09:02 AM

"I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." LOOOOL

Jesus, that was me last week!!! Damn kids, they put vodka in my cocktail!!! The hugest headache of the year so far.

Duke · 01-29-2005, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by star_64

that's a depressing reality check! i'm getting to be old as dirt! :?

ditto, pretty sad isn't it?

Stone · 01-29-2005, 10:17 AM

the whole list applied to me and I am under 25!!!!

twinkle · 01-29-2005, 10:54 AM

At least you have a family. I have 23 years old friends that are even more boring than the given list. Now THAT is OLD!

Star · 01-29-2005, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Duke

ditto, pretty sad isn't it?

it crept up on me. I was 18 then all of a sudden I'm older then dirt. way too fast of a ride there! 8O

darkangelism · 01-29-2005, 11:22 AM

None of you are "old" and you are happy for the most part and id rather be in your shoes then mine... im the only "adult" on here that doesnt have a job or kids.

darkangelism · 01-29-2005, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by twinkle

I think you should go out more!

was that directed at me??

Duke · 01-29-2005, 07:26 PM

How old are you da?

darkangelism · 01-30-2005, 01:01 AM

20... 21 in 6 days 21 hours and 58 minutes.