The 'Showering' of the sexes

[Merika]

How To Shower Like A Woman

1. Take Off Clothing And Place It In Sectioned Laundry Hamper
According To Lights And Darks.
2. Walk To Bathroom Wearing Long Dressing Gown. If You See Husband Along The Way, Cover Up Any Exposed Areas.
3. Look At Your Womanly Physique In The Mirror- Make Mental Note To Do More Sit Ups.
4. Step Into Shower.
5. Lather Up Shampoo And Massage Into Hair.
6. Wash Your Face With Crushed Apricot Facial Scrub For 10 Mins.
Until Red.
7. Rinse Out Shampoo And Apply Conditioner.
8. Wash Entire Rest Of Body With Ginger Nut And Jaffa Cake Body Wash.
9. Rinse Conditioner Out Of Hair.
10. Shave Armpits And Legs.
11. Turn Off Shower.
12. Squeegee Off All Wet Surfaces In Shower. Spray Mold Spots With Tilex.
13. Get Out Of Shower. Dry With Towel The Size Of A Small Country. Wrap Hair In Super Absorbent Towel.
14. Check Entire Body For Zits, Tweeze Hairs.
15. Return To Bedroom Wearing Long Dressing Gown And Towel On The Head.
16. If You See Husband Along The Way, Cover Up Any Exposed Areas.
17. Get Dressed And Hang Up Towel.

And Now.............

How To Shower Like A Man

1. Take Off Clothes While Sitting On The Edge Of The Bed And Leave
Them In A Pile
2. Walk Naked To The Bathroom. If You See Wife Along The Way, Shake Weiner At Her Making The "woo-woo" Sound.
3. Look In The Mirror, Look At Your Weiner And Scratch Your Ass.
4. Get In The Shower.
5. Wash Your Face.
6. Wash Your Armpits.
7. Blow Your Nose In Your Hands And Let The Water Rinse Them Off.
8. Make Fart Noises And Laugh At How Loud They Sound.
9. Spend Majority Of Time Washing Privates And Surrounding Area.
10. Wash Your Butt, Leaving Those Coarse Butt Hairs Stuck On The
Soap.
11. Shampoo Your Hair.
12. Make A Shampoo Mohawk.
13. Pee
14. Rinse Off And Get Out Of The Shower.
15. Partially Dry Off. Fail To Notice Water On Floor Because Curtain Was Hanging Ot Of Tub The Whole Time.
16. Admire Weiner Size In Mirror Again.
17. Leave Shower Curtain Open, Wet Mat On Floor, Light And Fan On.
18. Return To Bedroom With Towel Around Your Waist. If You Pass Wife, Pull Off Towel, Shake Weiner At Her And Make The "woo-woo" Sound Again.
19. Throw Wet Towel On Bed.

[Duke]

lol, it is funny the differences between the sexes.

[Merika]

Originally Posted by Duke

lol, it is funny the differences between the sexes.

I bet you don't wait until #13 to pee in the water. :P

[Luba]

I can't stop laughing...that is hysterical!!