MJ jokes (no molestation inuendos)

Fayebelle · 01-31-2005, 12:11 PM

Q. What does Michael Jackson reminisce about?
A. Blowing his first nose.

A little boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God a male
or a female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother
responds, "Well, God is both a male and a female."

This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or
white?" "Well, God is both black and white."

At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and
he triumphantly asks, "Is Michael Jackson God?"

Q: What do Michael Jackson and the New York Yankees have
in common?
A: They both wear one glove for no apparent reason.

Merika · 01-31-2005, 04:55 PM

Court TV is doing a special on the whole fiasco....I think on Wed night this week.

Duke · 01-31-2005, 08:44 PM

Maybe I'll tune in.

Merika · 01-31-2005, 09:04 PM

Maybe we should wait outside the court room and stone the sick puppy ourselves.

Duke · 01-31-2005, 09:05 PM

The fact that he'll even be allowed outside is enough for me to want to stone the judge and jury.

darkangelism · 01-31-2005, 09:11 PM

yeah he is a sick ****

child molestors are bad people, it should be punishable by death.

for those who dont know i was molested as a child.

Duke · 01-31-2005, 09:14 PM

I believe child molesters can't be mixed in with general prison population (not that MJ ever would be) because they are usually beaten to death very quickly. Rightfully so IMO.

darkangelism · 01-31-2005, 09:17 PM

Yeah, he will be seperated, but maybe they will find a way to shenk him( jail stabbing)

Duke · 01-31-2005, 09:25 PM

If there's any justice he won't live to see the outside again.

Star · 01-31-2005, 10:45 PM

did they run that commercial on him today where you guys live? i saw it on my TV. he's asking everyone to have an "open mind" and let him have his day in court. Which is tomorrow BTW. He's a classic phedophile. He makes me want to puke. I just hope he doesn't get away with it just because of his fame.

DA, I'm sorry to hear that you were molested as a child. I know how devestating that is as I was molested as well. Things like that happened a lot in my generation because it was a subject that was taboo. Perhaps we should start a topic on this.