Mixology: A drinkers guide

[Star]

Bartenders Psychology:

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay

[Merika]

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool

Yeppers....that sounds about right!

[Duke]

It's funny how the male jokes are always so simple and virtually the same, we really are simple creatures.

[Luba]

I'm more of a mixed drink type of lass except for the "high maintenance" part. I've been told I'm very "low maintenance", I just "go with the flow" except if things become rowdy or out-of-hand, then I leave!
Has anyone ever had a drink called "TGIF"? If anyone likes vodka, boy, is that ever a nice drink. It has Southern Comfort, pineapple juice, ginger ale, and, of course, vodka. A couple of those sure leave me smilin'

[Star]

I don't drink anymore but when I did, I was a wine drinker. I had the occasional shot though. I used to like a shot called Irish Monkey. it's really good and easy going down. a few of those and WEEEEEEE!!! it's 1/2 baileys irish cream and 1/2 banana liquor. YUMMY!!

I brought those to a family christmas (hubby's side of that family) one year and OMG! we were all so loaded that none of us even remember opening up the presents! we were all hung over for christmas. never did that again! LOL!

I was always a "happy drunk". I was always on the dance floor and having a good time. the good old days.

[Vautrin]

And what if she does not drink, nor visits bars?

Edit: On the other hand if the statements about men are true, it is no wonder no one ever has seen me enter a bar.

[Star]

statements about men in bars, they're all true. all guys in the bars are there hoping to get lucky.

good question vautrin. if a person (man or woman) doesn't drink, then what?