The Letter

Star · 08-21-2005, 05:52 PM

A mom was passing by her son's bedroom and was astonished to
see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed: "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.

I've been finding real passion with Joan, and she is so nice....even with all her piercings, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, she's pregnant, and Joan said that we will be very happy.

Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

She wants to have many more children with me, and that's now one of my dreams too. Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone, and we'll be growing it for our use and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want!

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better, she sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son,

Alex

p.s. Mom, NONE of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer.

I LOVE YOU!

Call when it is safe for me to come home.

Duke · 08-21-2005, 05:55 PM

lol, great find

Star · 08-21-2005, 06:13 PM

i thought it was funny. my mother in law sent it to me via e-mail

Merika · 08-22-2005, 09:33 AM

That was GREAT!

Duke · 08-22-2005, 12:50 PM

Is this the letter that your hubby sent to his mom

Star · 08-22-2005, 06:36 PM

I wouldn't doubt it.

Duke · 08-22-2005, 07:15 PM

Luba · 09-03-2005, 11:59 AM

That was great, Star! Had a good laugh! Thank God my sons are older to use that, I am so naive I would have believed the first part and started to sob without finishing the whole letter...