Just in time for Valentines

Star · 02-12-2005, 08:55 PM

1. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

2. Thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

3. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

4. Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

6. I want to feel your sweet embrace
But please don't take that paper bag off your face

7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you sure screwed up my life

9. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

10. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

11. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"

12. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

Duke · 02-13-2005, 01:11 AM

roflmao

Merika · 02-13-2005, 09:39 AM

There are a few sites online which send insult cards I've used a time or two.

Duke · 02-13-2005, 10:18 AM

Are you sure that it wasn't someone else using them and you just were the recipient?

Star · 02-13-2005, 10:31 AM

can you imagine the number a card like this would do if you received one? I'd be crushed and really mad at the person if I got one like that.

would come in handy to send to someone who did you wrong though! :wink:

Duke · 02-13-2005, 10:34 AM

So long as the card had a funny picture on it then I'd love to receive one, there original.

Merika · 02-13-2005, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duke

So long as the card had a funny picture on it then I'd love to receive one, there original.

I'll keep that in mind!

Duke · 02-13-2005, 12:19 PM

lol, I'm sure you will.