Impressing the Opposite Sex

Merika · 01-28-2005, 01:44 PM

To impress a woman:

Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her.

Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her.

Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her.

Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers.

Hold her hand. Write love letters to her.

Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.

To impress a man:

Show up naked. Bring beer and chicken wings. Don't block the TV.

darkangelism · 01-28-2005, 01:46 PM

Yeah thats pretty true, why couldnt it work both ways?

Duke · 01-28-2005, 06:40 PM

It does with Merika.

Meanon · 01-28-2005, 06:48 PM

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It does with Merika.

Only if he's wearing an officer's hat

Star · 01-28-2005, 08:00 PM

that about covers it all. :wink:

Merika · 01-28-2005, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by star_64

that about covers it all. :wink:

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Duke · 01-28-2005, 11:35 PM

Are you in a pool of your own vomit?

Merika · 01-29-2005, 12:21 AM

twinkle · 01-29-2005, 04:38 AM

I think the following still apply when trying to impress a man:

Tell him that his best friend isn't nearly as attractive as he had described (

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Telling him you like to cook rather than to shop (again

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Duke · 01-29-2005, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by twinkle

Telling him you like to cook rather than to shop (again

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This won't work unless you actually can make good on the promise.

darkangelism · 01-29-2005, 11:26 AM

cooking is the number 1 skill that i look for....well actually number 2, bedroom is number 1

Duke · 01-29-2005, 07:24 PM

Actually I really don't care what my mate can or can't do, so long as we're compatible and enjoy each others company then I'm happy.

Merika · 01-30-2005, 11:23 AM

I don't know DA......through the years I've ran into more men who love to cook than women. It's just so much easier to pick up or oder out food these days than bother cooking it. I HATE to cook unless it's a special occasion. If I lived alone....I'd never do it. There won't even be a reason for me to have a kitchen once the kids move out......except for the fridge....to keep the beer cold.

Star · 01-30-2005, 11:29 AM

I also hate to cook. I cook but i hate it. Hubby is the baker in this house. He loves to bake so I let him do it.

He's better at it then i am.

Men do more of the cooking these days. My brothers cook more then their wives do, my brother in laws are the same. The days where the wife is all dolled up waiting with dinner on the table for her husband to get home are over. Hubby finds me in my sweats (and sometimes still in my jammies), laying on the couch asking him what he wants for dinner. LOL!