I NEED laughs and Entertainment, so....

[Luba]

I'm going to research me some good jokes today! I haven't really belly laughed since I got ill...so who's willing to help me?

[Vautrin]

"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost. " -Gustave Flaubert

What about quotes? They often are highly humorous.

[Luba]

Originally Posted by Vautrin

"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost. " -Gustave Flaubert

What about quotes? They often are highly humorous.

I'm fine then because I'm not lacking in stupidity at all!

I've been watching the "fruitcake lady" on the Jay Leno monologues and she's SO funny! I LOVE Jay Leno monologues! As a matter of fact, I'm listening to her now...

I'm going to take your advice, Vautrin, and do whatever it takes to get a TON of laughs today...

[RandomSkater]

Ok
So there were two muffins in an oven
One turns to the other and says "wow, it's hot in here."
and the other says "AAAAH, A TALKING MUFFIN!".

[Luba]

LOVE that! Thanks, Random, keep 'em coming....

[Luba]

In my research for laughter I found this:

Lawyer and the Skunk

What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road?





There are skid marks in front of the skunk.