Humorous Signs
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix"
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels"
On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
On a Plumber's Truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
At a Towing Company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At an Optometrist's Office"
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's Window:
We really know our stuff."
On a fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet--miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant Window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At the Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak"
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