Human Virus Scanner

[Merika]

It's the Human Virus Scanner!
http://totl.net/VirusScanner/?
Actually, it was quick and fun.

Here's my end result:

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

TotL
Go read Brunching

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Religion (80%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

[Paul]

My results:

Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

British
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

Politics
Stop caring!

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

TotL (85%)
Go read Brunching

Linux (95%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.

Sci-fi (60%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Free BSD (95%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Hippyism (80%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

[Star]

My results:

Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

TotL (85%)
Go read Brunching


British (60%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Brand Names (60%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

[Merika]

Originally Posted by Paul

My results:

Sci-fi (60%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Do ya reckon that also applies to your bunny slippers???