Getting Rid of Terrorism (Haha)

[Merika]

We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti terrorist sentiment.

Problem should be solved by midnight.

[Duke]

lol

[Luba]

I'd volunteer if it could end terrorism...but me with no clothes on might invoke a whole new kind of terrorism..

[Duke]

I think your just referring to terror :eek

[Star]

OMG!! LMAO!!

[Vautrin]

Duke, your message can be interpreted in 2 different ways. Please clarify

[Duke]

Oh no, I'm not falling in that trap Vautrin, nice try