Feeling Like A Woman (Joke)

[Merika]

MAKE HER FEEL LIKE A WOMAN

On a trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful and things go from
bad to worse when one wing is
struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane
"I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells,
"Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth
to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane
who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence.
Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman
in the front of the plane.

Then a man from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane.
He is handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair
and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle,
unbuttoning his shirt.

........One button at a time........

..............No one moves.................

............He removes his shirt..........

.......Muscles ripple across his chest.

......She gasps................

.........He whispers,...............

......."Iron this - and then get me a beer."

[darkangelism]

lmao...i wish more women were still like that, feminists really screwed things up.

[Duke]

I'm not even a woman and I'm insulted by your remark da. That's what some gals may refer to as a sexist remark.

[darkangelism]

i was joking

[Duke]

That's one line guaranteed to ruin the date :?

[darkangelism]

yeah, i only would say it with friends

[Merika]

Originally Posted by Duke

I'm not even a woman and I'm insulted by your remark da. That's what some gals may refer to as a sexist remark.

I wasn't insulted at all. I happen to AGREE with him and lots of women feel that way. Those liberal a$$ed bra-burners just about messed it up for all of us.

I've found that bringing a man a beer with just the right smile....gets you far more than just being his equal. It just about puts you in the Boss position. Those feminist need to wise up.

[Duke]

I've heard plenty of arguments from the opposite side of the fence which is why it made me cringe.

[Merika]

Most of them couldn't get a man anyway. That's why they keep trying to change all the rules....cause they are so disenfranchised. You don't get a man by brow beating him....you get him by figuring out what makes him hum.

[Duke]

I don't even know what brow beating means.

[darkangelism]

feminists want everything equal, unless the old way benefits them, then they still want that

[Duke]

I've yet to date a femanist really, I like my gals just a bit more yielding, kinda the way I am.

[Merika]

Originally Posted by Duke

I don't even know what brow beating means.

It's not the good kind. HAHAHA!

[Star]

i agree. feminists are a tad out there IMHO.

A good woman knows how to treat her man to get what she wants. Like i tell hubby, I'm sitting on a pot of gold and he proves me right! :wink:

all joking aside though. I'm an old fashioned girl. I make my hubby dinner and do all household chores. He works his butt off (and he loves doing it) to give us a good life and he takes care of the outside yard work. It works well for us and we both get what we want in the end.