bumper stickers

[Fayebelle]

The fastest way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly.

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young.

Where there's a will, I'm in the way.

If this sticker is getting smaller, the light is probably
green.

A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.

Before giving someone a piece of your mind be sure you have
enough to spare!

Blow your nose, your horn works fine.

Condoms are easier to change than diapers!

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we
met.

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.

Sex is a misdemeanor...the more I miss it, the meaner I
get!


Science has proven that laboratory experiments cause cancer in mice.

Do not mettle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunch and taste good with ketchup.

If you can read this you're riding too close

[Merika]

One of my favorite has always been :
Cover me - I'm Changing Lanes

I hate city streets with tons of lanes and people going at break-neck speed. It always makes me nervous. I'm so cautious.....I'm afraid I'll cause a wreck just by slowing down.