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02-21-2005, 07:57 PM
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Little johnny asked his grandma how old she was.
Grandma answered , "39 and holding."
Johnny thought for a moment, and then said, "and how old would you be if you let go?"
I let go and discovered I'm eligible to join the United Seniors Association...is anybody else telling little white lies?
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02-21-2005, 08:19 PM
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Nope, I'm 36 turning 37 in May.
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02-21-2005, 08:22 PM
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Well im the youngest adult on the site, so not matter how old i get you all are older.
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02-21-2005, 09:03 PM
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and wiser ;-)
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02-21-2005, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Duke
and wiser ;-)
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i have respect for my elders. |
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02-21-2005, 09:30 PM
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That little Johnny joke reminded me of all the folks that overlook a few birthdays when they sit in front of a computer...it's the true fountain of youth.
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02-21-2005, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by alkali
That little Johnny joke reminded me of all the folks that overlook a few birthdays when they sit in front of a computer...it's the true fountain of youth.
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:gunner: = shooting the messenger :P |
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02-21-2005, 11:24 PM
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It's harmless so long as you don't hurt someone, grammy.
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02-22-2005, 08:19 AM
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I have no idea how many years I was 36 and I pretty much did the same thing for 39. I got the hint when my kids gave me a Birthday Card which said Happy 39th Again and Again and Again......haha!
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02-22-2005, 08:39 AM
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i don't like how old i am but i don't lie bout it. i'm 40, i hate being 40, wish i were 20 again..... such is life. 
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02-22-2005, 08:50 AM
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I wouldn't mind having my 20 year old body back....but I don't think I would want to live thru my 20's and 30's again.
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02-22-2005, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by star_64
i don't like how old i am but i don't lie bout it. i'm 40, i hate being 40, wish i were 20 again..... such is life. |
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02-22-2005, 12:58 PM
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i wish i was 16 again... oh, wait! :evilin:
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02-22-2005, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by RandomSkater
i wish i was 16 again... oh, wait! :evilin:
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That's just MEAN Random....very very mean!  |
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02-22-2005, 09:38 PM
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