A Canadian Jokie

[Merika]

You Know You're Canadian When:

<LI>You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

<LI>You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

<LI>Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.

<LI>The local paper covers national and international headlines on two pages, but requires six pages for hockey.

<LI>The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.

<LI>You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars, and drink pop, not soda.

<LI>You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing u's from labor, honor, and color.

<LI>You know how to say free, prize and no sugar added in French thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.

<LI>You know what a toque is.

<LI>You've plugged a car in overnight.

<LI>You've defended your property from trespassers with a lacrosse stick because you don't own a gun.

[RandomSkater]

those are pretty good, eh.

[darkangelism]

its aboot time the canadians were the centre of attention.


lol, we love our canadians here.

[Star]

ha ha! :P

You guys are just all jealous of us Canadians! :P

[RandomSkater]

yayoubetcha

[Merika]

What is a togue? :?:

[RandomSkater]

togue

[Duke]

It's called a toque and pronounced tuke as in the number 2 (2k).

[Duke]

Rymes with d00k

[Luba]

Those sayings are so true...and very funny