Undiscussed weird things bout being preggo

Fayebelle · 02-20-2006, 08:16 AM

Like u don't have enough weird hormonal body change issues - there are all these things that noone really warns u bout that sneak up on u

Like- trying to tie ur shoes- manuvering the leg up so u can get the laces pulled tight w/a bella in the way

Like- trying to fasten dress pants when you can't see the inside button- or those lil slide fasteners

Like- that late nt "do I have to pee or can it wait" feeling that u contemplate untill ur completely awake anyway

Like- Skiier face- dry chapped skin around my lips and between my eyes

Like- nosebleeds that u can feel but don't actually "show"

Like- reading Jenny McCarthy's book and worrying bout pooping the table (though I do applaud her blunt honesty)

Like- how annoying it REALLY is being between norm and maternity clothes

Like- people having the audacity to ask if you really "need" another cookie!

This list will continue- other mom's feel free to add to the bitch fest

MEN- DO NOT post how happy u are that u don't have to go thru this b/c THAT is another annoying preggo thing- u'd think INSENSITIVE guys would be worse but uh uh HATE hearing from guys (esp fathers) who GET that it's such a pain LOL

Samson · 02-20-2006, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Fayebelle

MEN- DO NOT post how happy u are that u don't have to go thru this b/c THAT is another annoying preggo thing- u'd think INSENSITIVE guys would be worse but uh uh HATE hearing from guys (esp fathers) who GET that it's such a pain LOL

Ok, but can we rub your belly for "good luck?"

Merika · 02-20-2006, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Fayebelle

Like- reading Jenny McCarthy's book and worrying bout pooping the table (though I do applaud her blunt honesty)

Oddly enough, if that were to happen, you won't really care!! Spraying pee on your doctor isn't unusual either. Again, during labor, you just won't care.

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It's been a long time since I've been preggers. I do remember getting nauseated when I saw plaid. Also, after I had the baby....I couldn't stand looking at any of my maternity clothes. They literally made me sick. It took NOTHING for me to throw up when I was pregnant. Anything could set it off.

Fayebelle · 02-20-2006, 08:40 AM

LOL only when u ask first Samson NO touching the bella just b/c there's a bebe in there!

That's what I hear Merika but waiting for it is a mindtrip also puking on peeps is supposed to be norm but another mindtrip considering LOL

Merika · 02-20-2006, 09:30 AM

You won't care about any of those things while in labor. Your focus will only be on getting it OUT. LOL! None of mine were totally gross....but they weren't kodak moments either.

I think people are nicer to you while you are pregnant.

Stone · 02-20-2006, 09:34 AM

wait untill you can barley fasten your seatbelt.

You can't play miniture golf because It is hard to bend down and pick up the ball... learned that the hard way

You can't shave your pubes.. so you make an attempt to do so anyways and you don't know WTF it looks like

I'll think of more later

Merika · 02-20-2006, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Stone

You can't play miniture golf because It is hard to bend down and pick up the ball... learned that the hard way

You already had your fun with balls...that's why you are pregnant.

Stone · 02-20-2006, 10:03 AM

I missed the "fUn"

Fayebelle · 02-20-2006, 10:45 AM

shaving the backs of ur legs sux too specially the knees and thighs