Dating joke

[Luba]

Judy: I had that gorgeous man we've all been trying to date banging on my door last night for almost half an hour.
Trudy:Why didn't you open it?
Judy: I didn't want to let him out.

[Luba]

here's another one:

Ed: My girlfriend's father said if I could add four plus six, I could marry his daughter. I thought real fast and said, "four plus six is eleven."
Fred: Whew! That was close!
Ed: That's the trouble. He said it was close enough.

[PepsiChic]

i loved the first one a ot that ha me giggling a lot and im suppose to be sleeping!