| Dating, Relationship Issues Ranging from general dating issues to pregnancy/parenting and beyond. |
06-25-2007, 04:31 PM
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Dating joke
Judy: I had that gorgeous man we've all been trying to date banging on my door last night for almost half an hour.
Trudy:Why didn't you open it?
Judy: I didn't want to let him out.
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06-25-2007, 04:34 PM
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Re: Dating joke
here's another one:
Ed: My girlfriend's father said if I could add four plus six, I could marry his daughter. I thought real fast and said, "four plus six is eleven."
Fred: Whew! That was close!
Ed: That's the trouble. He said it was close enough.
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06-26-2007, 02:04 AM
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Re: Dating joke
i loved the first one a ot that ha me giggling a lot and im suppose to be sleeping!
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07-10-2008, 09:59 PM
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Re: Dating joke
ya i like the 2 of them lots lol
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07-11-2008, 12:13 AM
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Re: Dating joke
It's kinda funny how female humor seems to revolve around finding and/or keeping a good man (assuming one exists) yet male humor centers around disposable partners.
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07-11-2008, 08:16 AM
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Re: Dating joke
One more difference between us
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07-14-2008, 03:22 PM
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Re: Dating joke
I don't get them!!  lol
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07-14-2008, 03:23 PM
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Re: Dating joke
Wait never mind i get the first one, still don't get the second one thought 
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07-14-2008, 03:29 PM
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Re: Dating joke
Things Not to Say on a Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date.
- Nice outfit. Is that a wonder-bra?
- I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
- No wine for me tonight. My urologist says it's not good to mix alcohol and penicillin.
- I used to come here all the time with my ex.
- I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
- Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
- I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be, I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.
- I know you said you don't eat anything with a face. But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask.
- It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.
lol guys don't say this to girls and vise-versa!!
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There's a little truth behind every "just kidding"
A little curiosity behind every "just wondering"
A little knowledge behind every "I don't know"
And a little emotion behind every "I don't care"
<3 Love your friends, <3 Love your family, <3 Love your life...
I love Duke, Luba, Charbar, Aunty Honney and VachelVace!!! <3<3<3
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07-14-2008, 04:36 PM
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Re: Dating joke
Seems to me that I've used a few of those lines to get rid of a few.....
Oh and if you set a gals hair on fire that gets rid of em pretty quickly as well.
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07-14-2008, 04:59 PM
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Re: Dating joke
Quote:
Originally Posted by IR_Efrem
Oh and if you set a gals hair on fire that gets rid of em pretty quickly as well.
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How many times have you resorted to that one? 
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07-14-2008, 08:24 PM
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Re: Dating joke
Dwoing, LOVE your 'things not to say on a date'! |
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07-14-2008, 08:57 PM
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Re: Dating joke
lol can someone please explain to me Luba's second joke? I really don't get it!!
K he got the question wrong but so what??
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A little curiosity behind every "just wondering"
A little knowledge behind every "I don't know"
And a little emotion behind every "I don't care"
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I love Duke, Luba, Charbar, Aunty Honney and VachelVace!!! <3<3<3
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07-15-2008, 01:27 AM
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