Learn CORRECT English

[Merika]

http://www.resultgroup.com/missnomers/default.asp

Learn CORRECT English.

This was real interesting. I miss more than I hit when it comes to phrases like this.

[Luba]

Drinkin' all that dang beer made my "death perception" all screwed up and then I ran into the door.

Jimmy got off with only 2 years since he went for a "flea bargain".

That dang "wasper" stung the dangit out of me!

I cut off my nose "despite" my face.

That's a good site, Merika!