A funny joke

[Weiser]

So this joke was posted on another forum for me. I had a good laugh, then thought, hey, why is he posting this for me? Then I laughed again...


A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up and the rabbit again says, "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! ... Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the living **** out of the rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? ... He was merely trying to help us all!"

The lion answers, "That little ****er! He makes me run around the forest like an idiot each time he is on ecstasy!"

[Merika]

You are so silly!

[Luba]

I love that joke... .great way to get ready to go to work!

[Paul]

lmao classic, was it posted at wolf by any chance? Sounds like something kit would post...

[Weiser]

yeah it was actually, the title of the thread was "this one's for weiser"...it made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, and then i thought about it...and it still made me all warm and fuzzy inside lol.