I was kidding, sort of.
I'd really like to solicit opinions on elaborate Christmas Tree Light displays, to be honest. I found the following editorial, I'm not sure if it's better as a news item or a post.
http://www.rawstory.com/exclusives/c...rinch_1222.htm
As far as gaming news, When on Earth is Duke Nukem Forever coming out? The title is proving prophetic.