Once you have teens.....THIS portion takes on a whole new meaning:
They eat less,
don't ask for money all the time, are easier to
train, usually come when called, never drive your
car, don't hang out with drug using friends, don't
drink or smoke, don't worry about buying the latest
fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a
gazillion dollars for college, and if they get
pregnant, you can sell the results.
LMAO!
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