Animal thoughts
a dogs day
I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with this long-rotten squirrel.
I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than you ever will be
Today I sniffed many dog behinds - I celebrate by kissing your face.
I sound the alarm!
Paper boy-come to kill us all - Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Garbage man-come to kill us all - Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I lift my leg and whiz on each bush .
Hello, Spot - Sniff this and weep
How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as my hairs on the rug.
My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have made a puddle
I Hate my choke chain - Look, world, they strangle me!
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!
Sleeping here,
my chin on your foot -no greater bliss - well, maybe catching cats
Look in my eyes and deny it.
No human could love you as much I do
The cat is not all Bad-
She fills the litter box with Tootsie Rolls
Dig under fence-why?
Because it's there. Because it's there. Because it's there.
I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially when you are eating.
My owners' mood is Romantic - I lie near their feet.
I fart a big one.
Life is good.
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