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Old 12-06-2004, 06:18 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Merika
Are You Normal?

A survey done of Americans, about their habits and actions. ( I would think most other countries would line up in figures.)

Driving

4 out of 5 sing in the car. Yep and my passengers hate it

12% of men never use their car blinkers. I use them if there's traffic close by only

45% of us consistantly follow the speed limit. (This is hard to believe - Get on a highway and go the exact speed limit. Are 45% of the people not passing you - I doubt it) What the hells a speed limit?

2/3 of us speed up at a yellow light. If it just turned yellow YES, if I can stop safely then NO

1/3 of us don't wear seat belts. Always wear it

71% can drive a stick-shift car. Yep

44% of men tailgate to speed up the person in front of them. Yep

What We Shouldn't be Doing

13% of us admit to occassionally doing our offspring's homework. Help only

91% of us lie regularly. Only if it means sparing someones feelings

27% admit to cheating on a test or quiz. No

Religion

90% believe in divine retribution. What?

10% believe in the 10 Commandments. (That's one Commandment per person on average) No opinion on the matter
82% believe in an afterlife.

45% believe in ghosts. Not really, unsure

10% of us claim to have seen a ghost. No

49% believe in ESP. Yes

Daily Living

90% of us depend on alarm clocks to wake us. Work days only

53% read their horoscopes regularly. Never

16% of us have forgotten our own wedding anniversary (mostly men). I can barely remember what I did 5 minutes ago

59% of us say we're average-looking. No way man, I'm haut!

Less than 10% are trilingual. Sprekens zee engrish?

37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR. Most of them including the clock and timed taping features

53% prefer ATM machines over tellers. Yes

44% reuse tinfoil. What the hell is tinfoil?

57% save pretty gift paper to reuse. No

66% of women and 59% of men have used a mix to cook and taken credit for doing it from scratch. No

53% of us would take advice from Anne Landers. No

28% of us have skinny-dipped. 14% with the opposite sex. Yes

51% of adults dress up for a Halloween festivity. I'm dressed up for Halloween 365 days a year

On average, we send 38 Christmas cards every year. No

20% of women consider their parents to be their best friends. I'm a boy

Love & Sex

2 out of 5 have married their first love. No

Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand. No

29% of us are virgins when we marry. (How many claim they are?) I'm 36 and never kissed a girly other than mama
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