[Duke]

In a word, the default ranks that come with this site "suck". I want to create a new ranking scheme but one that's better structured than the ranks at the old site. Quite honestly, I was never a big fan of the ranks there either but I couldn't come up with viable alternatives which I'm still struggling with.

I'm asking for your help in creating a new ranking scheme that:

- tiers user ranks via post count as before.
- compliments Lifesupporters theme or direction.

I've considered ranks such as:

In utero
Infant
Toddler
Child
Tween
Teen
Young Adult
Adult
Middle age
Olden fogies
Fossil
Oil

...but thought better of it as there not exactly complimentary.

Any ideas on rank alternatives that are far less offensive than what I've listed above?

Any input is greatly appreciated!

Ken