[Duke]

Originally Posted by Vautrin

Perhaps Dwoing is a bit of a night person?

I think the thing is that her and I really only see each other twice/month (two weekends of every four) so I think we both try to make the most of it.

BTW, for every time I insult or make fun of her, I tell her I love her twice. I admit that I make fun of her but only to protect her. The thought of her going to school or out in the world, just to be beaten down by some snot-nosed, big mouthed, krass little bed-wetter is more than I can bear. I think I've given her to tools to not only stand up for herself but to shrug off the insecurities that some of her peers will have.

Also, for every insult I throw her way, I usually recieve two back. :?

My favorite burn by Dwoingie:

We were at a restaurant a few years ago and I was having one of those huge @ssed gourmet restaurant burgers. You may know the kind, something like 20 lbs of beef, cheese, mushrooms, tomatoes, etc., and the sloppiest dressing in the world. Well I took a huge bite and could feel some of the sauce on my cheek so the following ensued:

Me: Dwoingie, do I have something on my face?

Dwoing: Ya you do (points to a spot on her own cheek that mirrors the spot on mine). Ya dad, you have a little spot of ...... ummm .... ugly but the big problem is that it's spreading.

It's not often I get burned to the point of no return but that one left me speechless.