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Merika · 11-19-2004, 01:03 PM

> .BUMPER STICKERS YOU PROBABLY MISSED BECAUSE YOU WERE DRIVING TOO FAST.
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> Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
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> If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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> Horn Broken....Watch For Finger.
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> The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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> So Many Pedestrians....So Little Time.
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> Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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> If We Quit Voting,
> Will They All Go Away?
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> Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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> Illiterate? Write For Help.
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> Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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> Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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> He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost,
> But Miles From The Next Exit.
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> I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
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> You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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> I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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> Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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> (Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
> If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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> Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph.
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> Guys: No Shirt, No Service.
> Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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> Ax Me About Ebonics.
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> Body By Nautilus;
> Brain By Mattel.
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> Boldly Going Nowhere.
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> Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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> How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
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> GROW YOUR OWN DOPE--- PLANT A MAN.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> All Men Are Animals;
> Some Just Make Better Pets.

Sorry...could've cleaned up the '>'...but didnt'. Anyone else have any favorites?

11-19-2004, 01:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
Merika Retired Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Florida, USA Posts: 13,268	Bumper Stickers > .BUMPER STICKERS YOU PROBABLY MISSED BECAUSE YOU WERE DRIVING TOO FAST. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Constipated People Don't Give A crap. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Horn Broken....Watch For Finger. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > The Earth Is Full - Go Home. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > So Many Pedestrians....So Little Time. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > If We Quit Voting, > Will They All Go Away? > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Illiterate? Write For Help. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Honk If Anything Falls Off. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, > But Miles From The Next Exit. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now! > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Fight Crime: Shoot Back! > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > (Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) > If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Guys: No Shirt, No Service. > Gals: No Shirt, No Charge > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Ax Me About Ebonics. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Body By Nautilus; > Brain By Mattel. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Boldly Going Nowhere. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost? > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > GROW YOUR OWN DOPE--- PLANT A MAN. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > All Men Are Animals; > Some Just Make Better Pets. Sorry...could've cleaned up the '>'...but didnt'. Anyone else have any favorites?