[sweetbilly]

LOL Here's mine

Your Existing Situation
You are crazy and in danger of thinking you are Napoleon. You continue to replay Waterloo in your dreams nightly believing you should have won that battle and been master of the world, or at least master of the game Monopoly. Or you believe you are a human toaster and you can only derive pleasure from sitting on white bread till it turns brown and only on one side.

Your Stress Sources
Yourself, your family, Beer, snow, wheat bread and women

Your restrained Characteristics
NONE!!! You are mentally incapable of rational thought on any level. Remember you think you are a human toaster, and like to sit on white bread until it turns brown, you are pretty twisted.

Your Desired Objective
To fight Russians, British and Americans and be in as many bug bunny cartoons as is possible.

Your Actuall Problem
You have an indentity issue, SEEK HELP NOW! Also, avoid as many relationships with the opposite sex as is possible. If dating can't be avoided, be sure to date a blender, as a blender and a toaster often make a great couples. However, avoid electric can openers, your personalities will often lead to inner-appliance conflicts and messy breakups

LOL Merika where did you get this link? They are totally wrong, I AM NAPOLEON. I don't think i am a toaster either, i'm a coffee pot :wink: hehe