Hard to believe we've known each other as long as we have, even harder to believe is that fact that you still remember who I am. It seems like just yesterday you stalked me out of a chatroom and the rest is history. It's been a long bumpy road to get to this point but the road seems to be coming to an end.
I wish so much that my gift would have made it to you but alas, bedpans are not allowed over the border :? It seems all my gifts were returned for reasons beyond my understanding, the depends were slightly used, Geritol was confiscated, the hearing aid was mistaken as a fuse for a WMD, and the rascal scooter just disappeared all together. I guess all I'm allowed to send is my warmest wishes for a Happy Birthday, yes remember, it is your birthday.
I guess now it's really a good thing that you are a dental assistant because falsies will always come cheap for you and may in fact, even be covered with your works insurance.
Remember, rinse and spit.
love d00kie
PS: If you were Sponge Bob, is this what you would be thinking of this special message?
