[Luba]

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix"

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels"

On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."

On a Plumber's Truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

At a Towing Company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

At an Optometrist's Office"
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's Window:
We really know our stuff."

On a fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet--miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."

In a Restaurant Window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At the Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak"