Yes, virtually every relationship I've had has broken up over one dumb thing after another. Lets see, my track record:
- broke up with a woman who could not pronounce ing at the end of a word. It was always, somthin or anythin. Drove me nuts
- broke up with a woman who called her parents more than once a day.
- broke up with one because of her choice of undergarments.
- dropped one for dry hands
- lost another because she didn't play dumb, she was dumb.
- broke up with one for scratching the paint on my vehicle.
- broke up with one who had astma (still feel bad about that one).
- broke up with one because her friends were better looking.
I'm not proud of any of the above. I was a typical young, healty, self absorbed little asshat.
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