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Samson · 02-27-2006, 03:12 PM

Ok people, I've been tempted to threadjack a few of you....

Stone with her new job trying to talk old geezers out of their money........hmmmm....(but that sounds somewhat familiar).....Twinkle, moving from her horrid apartment full of sweaty Romanian women with odd sexual preferences that focus on garlic marinaded pork.

I'm going to be free.

Next week I move to Denver, CO to begin a sequal to the first half of my life: Samson: Older, Wiser, and a Tad Less of A Curmudgeon.

It remains to be seen who will be cast as my co-stars. The opening scene has me waiting for a ride from the airport, soft spring wind blowing through my hair as I break my confident gaze into the vast expanse of the Colorado plain, and focus on the distant mountains symbolically rising above the city as if to say "you ain't seen nothin' yet, bud." My new employer arrives, driving my new car (part of the NEW JOB that also DOUBLES my income).

BWHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

02-27-2006, 03:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
Samson Banned (Perm) Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 842	New Job Ok people, I've been tempted to threadjack a few of you.... Stone with her new job trying to talk old geezers out of their money........hmmmm....(but that sounds somewhat familiar).....Twinkle, moving from her horrid apartment full of sweaty Romanian women with odd sexual preferences that focus on garlic marinaded pork. I'm going to be free. Next week I move to Denver, CO to begin a sequal to the first half of my life: Samson: Older, Wiser, and a Tad Less of A Curmudgeon. It remains to be seen who will be cast as my co-stars. The opening scene has me waiting for a ride from the airport, soft spring wind blowing through my hair as I break my confident gaze into the vast expanse of the Colorado plain, and focus on the distant mountains symbolically rising above the city as if to say "you ain't seen nothin' yet, bud." My new employer arrives, driving my new car (part of the NEW JOB that also DOUBLES my income). BWHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!