Undiscussed weird things bout being preggo
Like u don't have enough weird hormonal body change issues - there are all these things that noone really warns u bout that sneak up on u
Like- trying to tie ur shoes- manuvering the leg up so u can get the laces pulled tight w/a bella in the way
Like- trying to fasten dress pants when you can't see the inside button- or those lil slide fasteners
Like- that late nt "do I have to pee or can it wait" feeling that u contemplate untill ur completely awake anyway
Like- Skiier face- dry chapped skin around my lips and between my eyes
Like- nosebleeds that u can feel but don't actually "show"
Like- reading Jenny McCarthy's book and worrying bout pooping the table (though I do applaud her blunt honesty)
Like- how annoying it REALLY is being between norm and maternity clothes
Like- people having the audacity to ask if you really "need" another cookie!
This list will continue- other mom's feel free to add to the bitch fest
MEN- DO NOT post how happy u are that u don't have to go thru this b/c THAT is another annoying preggo thing- u'd think INSENSITIVE guys would be worse but uh uh HATE hearing from guys (esp fathers) who GET that it's such a pain LOL
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