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Old 02-12-2006, 08:56 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default The Facts of Life Explained in 2006 Terms

A little boy goes to his father & asks: "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers:"Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.
Your Mom & I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via
e-mail with your Mom & we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room,
I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy & then your Mom agreed to do a download from
my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of
us had used a firewall, & since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
later a blessed little Pop-up appeared & said: "You've Got Male!"

my DAD just sent me that in email!!! LOL!
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