I was (am) such a retard when it comes to love...
When I was 10, I almost had my first kiss, we were flirting and teasing each other. I chased her down and pinned her against the fence, I leaned in to kiss her, our bodies touched, I felt funny and scared and ran away (I still do this today).
Next I was 11 and this girl told me, "I know who you have a crush on"...so I told her who I had a crush on, she thought it was her and ran to the bathroom crying when she found out it wasn't...
The truth is, I did have a crush on her but didn't think she liked me...
When I was 13, I finally kissed a girl but couldn't figure out what she was trying to do with her tongue, ha, ha....I was really that innocent.
When I was 14, I made out with a girl and got so excited, I bit her ear, not hard, just a love bite.
You would think I would have progressed but when I was 15, I had a girlfriend and we would sit together in the dark and do nothing, not hardly even talk. It sounds really weird but actually, it was very nice and I still miss that girl.